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'JUST BUY THE BIKE' Oversized Cotton T-Shirt
$22.00
The face says joy. The wallet says payment plan.
Neon purple sarcasm up top. Teal punchline underneath. Jazz-cup / late-night Taco Bell energy on an oversized black tee. For the person who is “just looking” and the friend who is done hearing about it.
Fit & fabric
Tapstitch oversized tee. 250 gsm (7.4 oz) 100% cotton. Drop shoulder, O-neck, short sleeve. S–5XL. Black or white.
Care
Machine wash 30°C gentle. No bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron low, But skip the print. No dry clean.
Just buy the friggin bike.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |||||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 27.17 | 69 | 27.95 | 71 | 28.74 | 73 | 29.53 | 75 | 30.71 | 78 | 31.89 | 81 | 33.07 | 84 | 34.25 | 87 |
| Shoulder | 16.93 | 43 | 18.50 | 47 | 20.08 | 51 | 22.05 | 56 | 24.02 | 61 | 25.98 | 66 | 27.95 | 71 | 29.53 | 75 |
| Chest | 17.72 | 45 | 19.69 | 50 | 21.65 | 55 | 23.62 | 60 | 25.59 | 65 | 27.56 | 70 | 29.53 | 75 | 31.50 | 80 |
| Sleeve length | 7.09 | 18 | 7.48 | 19 | 7.87 | 20 | 8.27 | 21 | 8.66 | 22 | 9.06 | 23 | 9.45 | 24 | 9.84 | 25 |